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when fucking her doggie style you stick your finger in her butt, when she turns to complain you jab your finger in her mouth.
my girl started talking back so I gave her a mexican toothbrush to shut her up.
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When a snaggletooth bitch scrapes your dick while giving you a blowjob. Usually involves painful scratching, and perhaps bloodletting.
It was like sticking my dick in a cave; the bucktoothed bitch gave me an english toothbrush.
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toothbrush sex is a form of masturbation
For a male - it would be used up the arse.
For a female - in her vagina, often used with a electric toothbrush for the vibrator effect.
*whirring noise*
"aaarrrghghghghhhh im cummmmiing, oh god all over my toothbrush, but i dont care this toothbrush sex is fantastic*
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Heard it on the daily show, and decided to come up with a definition for it. A dirty toothbrush is when a man has anal sex with his partner and then takes his penis and rubs it on his partners teeth.
Elliot Spitzer paid for a dirty toothbrush.
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When it is time for the male to climax, he is to aim his love paste so that it lands back on his own pubes. The male then proceeds to force the face of the female down, teeth exposed, and brush her head side to side, or in a circular motion if you prefer, on the freshly pasted pubes. Don't forget to scrub the tongue.
she was surprised when she was done and i asked her if she had ever had a genital toothbrush, and before she could answer i forced her head down and gave her one.
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Male performing anal intercourse, pulls out his penis before he reaches orgasism and excretes semen onto his grinning partners teeth, then procedes to brush their teeth with his fury shitty cock.
"Mary's breath was so bad, it smelled like she brushed her teeth with an angry toothbrush."
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placing cocaine on your finger and rubbing it on your gums like a toothbrush.
Want a bump?
Can't my nose is stuffed up.
So use a Columbian Toothbrush.
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