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Also known as the Henry Winkler, while perspiring from ones scrotum the hand is used to wipe away "ball cheese." Then the hand is inserted into the unsuspecting mouth for oral cleansing. This is said to be a common dental practice in Tunisia. It is also rumored to be a good source of flouride.
Kip was being obnoxious by chewing with his mouth open so I gave him some Tunisian Toothpaste. Now he minds his manners at the dinner table.
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when your testicles are impacted with such blunt force that they no longer retain shape; rather they have the viscosity of tooth paste.
the patient rode his mountain bike off such a high cliff that when the seat impacted his testicles the doctor had to diagnose him with toothpaste nuts
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Sperm that is ejaculated in the facial region.
Flash those pearly whites, senorita--here comes the Tijuana toothpaste.
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Two men simultaneously sucking each other's penises until they have both ejaculated into eachother's mouths. They will then proceed to exchange each other's semen with their mouths and gargle until it becomes foamy.
Hey, Jim you up for a Toothpaste Transplant tonight?
''Johhny had a mouthful of toothpaste last night''
Quite literally cum. But most preferably in a sluts mouth, hence why its called "sluts toothpaste".
Bob: Hey bro, I gave Shanna some sluts toothpaste yesterday!
Bill: Did you get it down her throat?
Bob: Hell yeah!