A blowjob of epic proportions. A girl gets in a washing machine, and as it rotates, her mouth remains on your cock. Thus, the washer topper.
Damn I got the best blowjob Iโve ever had last night. That bitch gave me the Washer Topper
your ratchet ass twin
Bruh, i saw your bobble topper while on a cruise yesterday.
the dankest nug of a new sac that you leave out to smoke first
You: Did you leave out the topper nug to smoke first?
Friend: Yes
You: Lets smoke it.
Someone who got a sex change but only the top half of the body. For example, a female becoming a transtopper male will have no boobs and facial hair but still a vagina.
Logan became way more attractive after he became a trans topper
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A male that pursues and dates women who have a mustache.
Friend 1: Yo did you see that girl Mikey was with?
Friend 2: Yeah he's into that rugged look and likes caressing the facial hair.
Friend 1: Yeah I head he likes to tell the mustache stories before he goes to bed.
Friend 2: Yeah he is a real Mop Topper
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To deficate in the tank portion of a toilet causing every flush there after to be totaly fowl.
Pick someone, not someone you hate but someone you just dislike. Go to their house or personal office toilet and drop a high hard one in their toilets tank. The High Topper the gift that keeps on giving.
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another name for a red-knob (red head)
haha ! look there's a carrot topper !
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