Touch Grass

A phrase you would say to somebody who has lost touch with reality

Person A: "Bro, look at this picture of Nick Wilde. I'd let him hit any day

Person B: "Touch grass man, god why are you like this."

Touch Grass

Touch Grass - A humorous insult suggesting someone should get some fresh air or engage with reality.

“You’ve been talking about her brown snatch for two hours... maybe it’s time to touch grass, yeah?”

i need to touch grass

when someone is thinking a bit too much about someone/things they want to do with someone so they need to take a breather

steve: are you ok?
charlie: yeah i need to touch grass

Never touch grass

Someone that NONE stop play games whitout going out . We say that he never touch grass.

Or ''BRO he never touchs grass !!!''

We use this expression in video games

Exemple of Never touch grass :

Bedwars player 1 : BRO THERE IS ANOTHER SWEAT
Bedwars player 2: I KNOW BE CARFUL

*Sweat killed Bedwars player 1*
*Sweat killed Bedwars player 2*

Bedwars player 2: BRO ANNOYING
Sweat : OHOHOHOHOH HEHEHEH mad cuz bad L L noob im sweating on new players ahahaha

Bedwars player 1: BRO like actually go touch grass kid you no life kid wanna be sweat
Sweat : Don't care

*Sweat fell into the void*

Bedwars player 2: LOL WANNA BE SWEAT L
Bedwars player 1: EZ EZ EZ

*Bedwars player 1 and 2 wins the game*
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Story made by me ;) thats why guys never sweat and go touch grass and go to school. :)

touching grass

something that gamer girls/ guys don't do

hey bro have you been touching grass HIM: no I've been gaming!

touching grass

the equivalent of sex

Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass

Friend 1: LETS GOO!!

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touching grass

something i should do but i am a lazy fucking retard lol

Person 1: Why don't you go touch some fucking grass?
Person 2: fuck u. i'm not touching grass