MIke J is constantly online on FIFA 22 he needs to touch grass in my opinion ONG.
Something you tell your friend who is online on social media and/or video games for too long. It can also be an insult.
You've been online for too long, go outside and touch grass.
When a person plays fut champs on the weekend of their wedding and he needs to stop try-harding so hard and go outside
When someone needs to go do something with their life
What are you doing on Urban Dictionary reading this? Go outside and touch grass.
Something that predators should do.
Creep: *talking to a 13 year old*
Normal person: Hey, creep, go touch grass.
An insult telling the subject to hang him self until the feet touch the grass. The etymology is from the country and western song, Green, Green Grass of Home
His comment on Reddit bothered me and so rather than make a reasoned comment, I told him to touch grass.
Feel a girl downstairs. If there is grass, Plat ball.
Guy1:I want to fuck Stacy but she seems kinda young.
Guy2 reply: you need to go touch grass.