Trampoline Hangover

The pain you feel after spending large amounts of time on a trampoline.

Ohh damnn I have a bad trampoline hangover.

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Spanish Trampoline

Stick your big toe in a girls vagina, and bite off her pube hair at the same time. Put her pube hair above her lip, like a spanish person witha mustache.

My dick hurt so i just did a spanish trampoline on my bitch

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heart trampoline

a movie, experience, or person that makes your heart go all flippy floppy

i wanted a heart trampoline but i didnt wanna watch a whole movie so i found the episode where they kiss for the first time and watched that instead

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Bellybutton Trampoline

When a chubby person wears a shirt that is too tight for them, and the material stretches tightly over the large recess in their stomach which leads to their bellybutton. The tightly pulled material yields a 'trampoline' effect over that area.

Tight fabric over the belly button crevice of muffin tops. bounce on that shit, yo.

That fat chick has some serious bellybutton trampoline going on with that shirt.

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trampoline moshing

when numerous people get on a trampoline and jump around in a wild and crazy manner while thrashing around, headbanging, slamming, pummeling, tackling, and running into each other.
--just like regular moshing, except done on a trampoline, causing it to be crazier, more dangerous, and more extreme, therefore making it 10x better
--usually done while some insanely amazing screamo music is being played
--may result in unpleasantness, fainting, disorientation, loss of conciousness, excessive bleeding, seizures, sh***ing your pants, serious injury, or death (trampoline mosh at your own f***ing risk >:D)

Ricardo: Hey, look!! There's a trampoline!!!!!
Chuck: Let's go trampoline moshing!!!!!
Amelya: F**K YEAH!!!!!
Other girls:AHHH!!!! *run away in girly manner*

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The wet trampoline

When a pragenant woman expells crap and smears in in a curculatory motion on her stomach. The man then masturbates in side the "shit curcle" and slaps the pragenant belly.

Cindy even though you are preagnant I still find you attractive. Let me give you the wet trampoline

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Peter's Road Trampoline

When someone rests their head on the lap of a male, this is usually considered a cute moment up until the point where the male's lightning rod gains a surge of energy resulting in the repetitive up and down of the partners head on their lap. This must be followed by the question: "Is your dick bomb?" in order to prevent bad luck.

*ON BUS*
Person 1: "Dude, my dog was resting his head on my lap the other day and, out of fucking nowhere, I had the worst Peter's Road Trampoline."
Person 2: "Was your dick at least bomb?"
Person 1: "Of course what do you take me for!"