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the act of stuffing a trombone (instrument) up a womens vagina.
1: bro what did you do last night?
2: I was tromboning this chick so hard.
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The bass trombone is a weapon of mass destruction that is notable for its ability to destroy entire planets with sheer volume. Banned internationally by the Geneva Convention, it continues to see use via a technicality allowing it to be used as a "musical instrument". As such, musical ensembles who wish to thin out their audiences or viola sections will hire a bass trombonist (one who plays the bass trombone).
For a brief period, NASA used bass trombones to test spacecraft components' resilience under extreme conditions, but quickly found that the valuable components (along with the surrounding area) would never survive more than a few seconds.
Valerie: Why are you wearing full body armor to an orchestra concert, Terence?
Terence: I want to be ready for when the concert hall collapses after the bass trombone's fortissimo passage.
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Yet another slang term for a big, meaty penis
Girl to Another: I'm so sore....
Another: Take 2 Advil and put an ice pack your 'gina
Girl: I just cannot take the punishment from JP's beef trombone!
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Titties that look like a trombone. They are long, skinny, and fanned out at the nipple.
That girl has trombone titties.
When a guy gets a rim job and a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing a trombone...with a 'rusty', brown mouthpiece.
Carol introduced Bob to the rusty trombone when she stuck her tounge in his ass and tugged on his cock.
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Getting a blowjob from a drunk girl in a row boat.
After the party I took Tina out on the lake and she gave me a loopy trombone!
A kick-ass trombone routine often done in front of large audiences
A line of trombone players stand with their feet shoulder-width apart
In the line, every other trombone player either moves their trombone up and to the left, or straight down.
The trombone player going to the left moves their trombone above the person's head, then they go back to the middle and the other trombones do the same thing
The trombone suicides were so awesome, one them almost got a concussion