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The fastest route to a urinary tract infection.
He said something about "truffle butter," and then I woke up with intense urethral pain and on a Levaquin drip.
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Someone easily frightened and likely soil themselves when startled.
Did you see her on the rollercoaster? She's a right truffle dropper that one.
The asshole. The bunghole. The anus.
I was stoking Rachel’s truffle oven last night.
I had anal and now my truffle oven is sore.
My truffle oven is a little itchy. I need to run wipe again.
Major yeast infection with massive discharge.
I was told The Rev enjoyed his wife’s truffle milk!
Girl: Damn girl, you got shit dick.
Guy: Nah, this is a truffle-worm.
God, my truffle-worm stinks.
A man, usually gay, employed by a business who’s sole purpose in life is to sniff out problems and cause a shit storm.
Oh watch out, Phillip the truffle dog is in again today.
One who eats ass with particular vigor.
"Think she'll eat ass?" "Yeah, dude. She gets in snout deep; she's a total truffle hunter."
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