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The act of masturbating before going out on a date in hopes of lasting longer while having sex.
My roommates showers always last longer right before he goes out on a date. He must be pre-tugging it in there.
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(n.) A test of strength and grip. Two teams line up on either side of a line and try to pull the other team over with a rope everyone holds.
It is also used as a metaphor in any event (usually political or gang-related) where two teams are trying to constantly outdo eachother.
It was a tug-of-war trying to get funds for the new project at work today. Smith kept trying to get money for his office from the boss while I wanted it to refurnish the office i work in.
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The non-gay public exchange of a left handed hand-job between married men. Most commonly occurring at a small town dive bar at a 4 seat high top table.
Last time I was at Lil Bufords I saw Tony and Bill doing The Tolono Tug. If they had not been seated at a high top table in the back of the bar I would have been concerned about their marriages...
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it is the motion your hand makes when masturbating that is similar to tugging some rope
Eric: Where is shawn?
Wilson: I dont know
Eric: jerking off hand motion
Wilson: OOOOH, tugging rope.
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To masturbate and then cry afterwards. From the infamous Chris Akabusi stories.
Expressing the sad state of your life ie all you have to look forward to is a wank and feeling sorry for yourself at the lack of pussy you have in your life.
I'm staying in tonight and having a tug and a weep.
I would got out and check out some poontang but instead im tugging and weeping.
A long awaited, busted load of jizz that takes forever to rub out.
Suzie thought her arm was going to fall off trying to get Roger off with a hand job. It took 45 minutes of vigorous wanking to work out his Tug Knot.
Having a wank until completion.
be right back lads, going for a quick tug and blast.