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a squating position with a semi erect penis and half extruded bowel movement
I was in the woods and had two headed turtle behind a tree/ I was laying in bed and showed my two headed turtle to the ol lady
When a women has an oversized clit, that sticks out past the vagina lips
I could see she had a red headed turtle when she took off her panties.
The feeling you have when it's time to take a shit and the turd is starting to poke out. Most annoying when you are far away from a bathroom.
"I've got to find a bathroom fast...I got a turtle sticking it's head out!!!
Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!
Turtle face mushroom-head
Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?
Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?
Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee
Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.
pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.
"damn this asphyxiated turtle head! ive been forcing out drops of piss for 3 minutes!"
when receiving oral sex and your partner is biting you.
“how was the head dude”
“man that bitch gave me turtle head”
When you have the urge to shove a head into a small crevice
Hey! Billy is being a turtle head. He is trying to shove his head into her butthole