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When a male takes a "turtlehead" poking out his bunghole and draws the collar of a turtleneck on his partner.
She was complaining of being cold all evenin, so eventually I just gave her my Sacramento Turtleneck>
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when you shove a barbie doll so far up your ass only the head sticks out
I lost my dildo so I gave myself a barbie turtleneck
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I don't see what the big deal is about a penis, it looks just like a giant thumb in a turtleneck.
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Theres an enlarged thumb in a turtleneck in my boxies
Pepe; "Hey John?"
John: "What's up Pepe?"
(Pepe is urinating behind a tree on the golf course)
Pepe; "Come over here and check out Yul Brynner with a turtleneck!"
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A euphemism for the vagina of a woman that has never had children.
Well, she had a factory tight turtleneck if you get my drift
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The moment during vaginal childbirth when the baby's head first emerges from the vulva resulting in a "Collar-O-Giner"!
The vagina forms a collar-like apparatus.
"Nowadays it is fashionable for baby's first turtleneck to be suede-like but during the 70's, the style was Angora!"
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