The Turtle

Where you are hitting a girl from the back while shes under a coffee table, her head going in and out of the other side. On a stroke sending her out of the other side you hit her over the head with a wooden spoon!

Howard Mendenjensenden had his name immortalized when he pulled off "The Turtle"

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turtle

What happens when you walk around your house in boxers. Also referred to as a tip slip.

I don't think anyone noticed but I opened up all my Christmas presents with a turtle.

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Turtling

When the had of your penis receedes below the foreskin of your penis.

When it's cold outside or I wear small briefs my penis starts Turtling inside my body

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the turtle

when you pull you sack up to your wang and it looks like a turtle

Hey tim look its the TURTLE!!!!
Ewww kevin thats nasty

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Turtling

When you take all the crap out of someones backpack, flip it inside out, put all the stuff back in and zip it up during class. Usually when the person who owns the backpack is going to the bathroom...

"Mr. Hugger, tell Yari to quit turtling my backpack whenever I leave the class"

"I can't find my homework, it must have gotten thrown away last time my backpack got tutled"

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turtled

To be so completely drunk that once fallen over and are lying on the ground, one cannot pick themselves up and requires help,akin to a turtle which is helpless when placed upside down on its back

megan was completly turtled last night she ended up in hospital and had to be pumped

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Turtle

girls that are extremely scared of traveling to new york city for a fun night of free transportation, alcohol and high profile parties at some of the best places in new york. they will go back into their shell like turtles after being invited or asking to come hours before.

(John) Hey do you wanna go out to new york city with free bottles and table service at a club with jay-z, beyonce, reggie bush, drake, and other celebrities?

(Jane) yea sounds good let me know

four hours later....

( John) ok were getting ready to leave ru coming?

No response by text or phone and can later be found at a local dive bar.

(John) damn turtles

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