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To feel poorly or coming down, generally after drinking.
I feel a bit twist after that four pint lunch
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A combination of utter beauty and the burning pain of a thousand suns, wrapped into a single fanfiction. Readers have, on many occasions, wished death upon themselves for reading it, death upon others for writing it, and commonly use the phrase "Twist and rip my fucking heart out." Additionally, due to the previously mentioned pain of the narrative, readers, after finishing this emotional hell, have severe emotional reactions to seemingly harmless phrases. For example, "I can dig Elvis," "See you then," and even the three little words, "I love you," bring on a wave of uncontrollable pain. Those who have read it share common masochism, inability to listen to the music of Elvis Presley, and fear of beaches.
Person 1: "Wow, I'm kind of concerned. I thought it would be fun to take a family trip to the beach, but she just had this breakdown once she saw the water."""
Person 2: "I know. I talked to her a little bit ago, but I could hardly understand her. Something about Twist and Shout?"
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The intense amounts of explosive diarrhea that one feels the day after consuming large quantities of Twisted Tea. This can be any form, though the worst cases occur after one comes in contact with Twisted Tea lights.
"Hey, last night was fun, want to do it again tonight?"
"Nah dude, I have the twisted shits to the MAX."
The KP twist starts by biting your thumbnail to make a sharp edge. While banging away doggie style you insert your thumb into her ass then give it a quarter turn. Congratulations you just performed the KP twist. Now get the hell out of there before she recovers and beats you to death. Not recommended for women you love or expect to be with again!
That bitch was so annoying I gave her the KP twist!
Someone who has exceeded their limit of methaphetamines and cannot control their limbs. Past the point of spun ducky woo woo.
She called us to come help her cause her boyfriend was twist-a-flexing.
The ultimate name for an 80s hair metal cover band.
If it were Twisted Fister on the radio, I wouldn't hate that goddamn Train song so much.
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