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Flat Spotting The Tyres

After a feed of pints, preferably stout, after letting a fart, a shart ensues. Nipping it in the bud leaves a little residue in the boxers, akin to someone revving and spinning a car wheel and leaving a small streak in the tarmacaden.

Jesus I was in bad shape last night. Had a feed of Guinness and ended up flat spotting the tyres during a presentation at work.

by Cobby Shunter February 25, 2022


tyre fitter

A guy who trades his physical health for money, and has a back like an 80 yr old but could easily remove the skin from your bones with his hands and a tyre lever.

What do you do for work man? That's a nice car
"Oh I'm a tyre fitter mate, my knees click when I walk and my spine feels like it's gonna fall out my ass and I wanna die..... But hey I can afford this cool car"

by Ridin the Wave March 21, 2023


Tyree

👻 mfing.archachan

Add Tyree!

by tobi03! June 4, 2022


Tyree

A faggot black nigga with an extreme lisp and can’t pull bitches and talks shit mostly on the game

person 1: Damn you got flamed by Tyree
person 2: he won’t do shit irl tho

by datn1bba October 18, 2022


Tyree

Dat nigga.

That guy is Tyree

by datniqqatyree December 10, 2023


tyree

the name of a very bright woman that is striving to achieve the biggest goals and overcome every obstacle of her life. The only unique name nobody has stolen either!

we love tyree
tyree is so amazing

by tyraash August 31, 2022


Tyree

Have a big dick got the nickname fat daddy he is very athletic really smart you can say he is a jack of all trades and a real ladies getter Tyree is like a god

A boy : that person right there get all the ladies what’s his name

A popular girl: That’s Tyree aka Fat daddy

A boy: I want to be like him

by Snapdragon November 23, 2021