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When you go to milk a cow with appendicitis, sit down and grab an udder.. The appendix bursts. The cow shudders and crumples to the floor squeezing its udders between the floor and trapping your arms inbetween them. The moment of squishy impact the udders explode resulting in a mass of milk, appendix juice and gushing anal fluids spraying in your eyes and in your mouth. All this is too much for your body to handle so it comes out of your ass the other end and shoots you upwards.. snapping your neck and killing the both of you instantly.
Go suck on some death udders.
What happens when a cow poops from its udder. Usually a misspelling of utter crap.
The original sprites in my texture pack were udder crap. I just fixed them. I really should have earlier.
So they literally looked like thin poop covered in milk?
"I was fucking that girl so hard, her fuck udders kept slapping me in the face."
An alternative name for a penis
I came home from school last Friday, and was greeted by my dad tugging his meat udder over a family photo of us, it was really disturbing.
When a woman with large breasts smacks herself in the head with one or both of them as the result of sudden up & down movement.
Riley's sports bra failed her, and she ended up giving herself a steady barrage of udder uppercuts on her evening run. Luckily, she managed to avoid a knocker knockout.
When a woman give a boob job to a mans penis and making him ejaculate.
Dude, I got lucky last night, and she was totally milking the back udder, if you know what I mean ;)
What da Duke of Rudling would have contemptuously called Hynes if he'd tried to milk cows instead of care for dogs.
If you never take ta time or effort to learn da special hand-movements necessary to "get da moo-juice from Bossy", you'll look like an udder nincompoop!