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1. The numerous load screens which pop-up as soon as one attempts to use a new piece of technology. They proceed to forcibly install themselves, leaving the user helpless and afraid. Leads to hopefully watching computer screens for just one more percentage point on the load bar.
Person 1: Dude! I just got a new iPod!
Person 2: Don't get too excited, you'll be waiting all day on the update parade.
Slang for wanting a hung trap to violenetly, and repeatedly, violate your anus.
"Hey bro, you up for a tori update later today?"
"Sorry dude, but I had a scott revert earlier."
When you can think of only one brilliantly witty, unique and (of course) effortless line to post on a social networking site eg. on Twitter, as your status on Myspace or Facebook, you just 'double up' and use it for more than one of the sites. Therefore you will seem brilliant, as long as none of your friends are on both/all the sites you use the line on.
Girl 1: I saw your brilliant 'nail polish dries slow on nails, but quick on carpet' line on Twitter.
Girl 2: Oh, thanks.
Girl 1: Yeah. Then I saw it on Facebook.
Girl 1: Oh, shit.
Girl 2: That's right! You got busted update doubling!
(Verb.) Referring to the trimming of one's pubic hair
Synonyms: "man-scaping", waxing, "mowing the lawn," etc.
This No-shave November did a doozie on me down there, I have to seriously update the puppets.
Touches kids on siege and uses his dying comedic channel on YouTube as an excuse
“Have you heard of VigorouzGAMING (updated)? He’s kinda fat lol”
Heatwaves is a popular song by glass animals! and its so a “origin” of a ship called dnf, But heatwaves its most likley about a couple who dont address themselves AS a couple :)
person 1: hey have you heard of glass animals new release?
person 2: yeah! its really good!
person 3: did you guys know it also means like Dreamnotfound or something?
person 4: heatwaves is cool but yk what is also cool?
all: PORK SODA!!
i have to say heatwaves (updated) so i can publish this dont read it
Minecraft 1.16 is Nether Update, it's even better than Cave Update!
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