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February 14th
A day in which cards, candies and gifts are bought for one's signifigant other, in hopes that their signifigant other may allow them to release oxytocin and vasopressin into their systems, making their brain patterns appear as though they are snorting cocaine.
On this day, they are essentially "buying" their signifigant other, so that these love chemicals may be released into their system. It is drug money.
On Valentine's Day, my friend feels the obligation to buy his girlfriend gifts, and in turn, she allows him to feel the love drugs run through his system.
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A stupid day on February 14th, that is totally commercialistic and has no value to those who are single. Love Sucks.
Fred and Jill were walking down the hall holding hands. All of a sudden someone kicks them and mutters "Love Sucks"
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Quite possibly the most loaded bullshit holiday ever, who came up with this shit? no seriously who? if i wanna get my girl something i do when ever i want, not just on a "certian day in february" what is that shit. The winter sucks any way.
valentines day is just loaded bullshit, thanks.
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A commercially contrived occasion for forced displays of affection.
Stupid Valentine's day!
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Celebration of St. Valentine, and also consumerism and candy. Nice day to commit suicide if you are completely alone, drowning in a sea of s(m)adness.
Roses are red, violets are blue
You used me, bitch
I´m gonna fucking kill you
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The Happy Single Awareness Day
Lovers: "Happy Valentines Day"
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Friend: "What date is it today?"
Loners: "Oh great is the February 14th, Happy Single Awareness day".
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February 14th. a sad day for most, it leaves the single with suicidal feelings, and the couples hoping that their significant other will get them something worthwhile. Even if they act somewhat sane, single women and girls are going through a jealous rage with the thought of "not having a valentine". especially when their friends are flaunting all the lucious gifts their beau's have given them.
I am often single on valentines day. I fill my brain up with liquor, and drink away the pain.
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