Valve Software

A game development company that produced the popular title Half-Life.

See valve.

Dont you hate the fact you have to put an example in?

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Valve

{NOUN} This is a term for a person who is considered to have 'loose' morals. A person who sleeps around or gets off with lots of people in pubs and clubs. Maybe even a person who dresses inappropriately.

Friend #1: Jeez Louise!! Did you see that absolute Valve?
Friend #2: Yeah! If that top was any lower we could've seen her belly button.

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spit valve

The valve(s) found on a brass-wind instrument that are opened to release saliva accumulated while playing.

You're rattling. Empty your spit valve.

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de valve

To get one who is talking incessently to shut up, use in sion mills N.I.

Would you ever de valve and giv my head peace

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knueter valve

Mythical aircraft component reportedly changed in order to repair a jet that you have no idea what was wrong in the first place. See switchology

Boss: What was the fix on that radar problem?
Mech: We replaced the knueter valve sir.
Boss: Did that fix the problem?
Mech: Sure did sir, jet is back in service.

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User Valve

A phrase used to describe the person that is responsible for doing something incorrect. As in the user of the device or object that is not functioning or working correct do to user error.

Store Clerk: I can't get the register to process your refund.
Customer: Must be the "User Valve!"

Valve Budge

I big ass dick after an erection

Bro I’m packing a valve budge