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arises when one realises they are fucked in a situation and they have no way to get out
- the said vice is unbreakable by any attempts to wile out of said situation
S: what do you mean the philosophy midterm is today?
M: it looks like your nuts are in a vice
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A guy who is a best friend to a girl with a boyfriend. Usually single, the guy uses this time to show what a good person he is in case the girl becomes single again.
"Spencer is a great vice boyfriend. When Mike isn't around to take me out, Spence is always free to keep me company until Mike gets free." said Jess.
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The number one new show in Bratislava.
Miami Vice starred Don Johnson
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Lying, two-faced, duplicitous cunt who is the chief executive of a British university.
The Vice-Chancellor argued to the government that students should be charged tuition fees in order to pay academic staff an appropriate salary, but then, when the fees arrived and the academic staff asked for a pay rise, he discovered that academic staff were actually very well paid indeed and in any case all the new money had already been spent, so academic staff could just go fuck themselves, while he awarded himself a 25% pay rise in recognition of his own outstanding talents.
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A subordinate lap-dog to the completely clueless commander-in-chief of the executive branch.
oh yes, we're safe!
the vice-poodle will be managing the Corona virus pandemic...
close one, eh?
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When 2 phrases/words/whatever in a sentence are swapped around.
"I'm gonna eat cereal for lunch and a sandwich for breakfast wait no vice versa"
When you try to write Gregg Popovich's last name in your phone, but that shit keeps auto correcting to poop vice.
Damn man! I can't get my shitty phone to write Coach Popovich's name without auto correcting to poop vice.