Playing the violin

Also known as playing with the cutter, playing the violin refers to the vicious motion of slicing ones wrists. Common violinists include emos, attention seekers and depressed people.

Hey David what are those cuts on your wrist? Have you been playing the violin?

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play the violin

The act of fuckin' a girl while she is still wearin' her knickerz, ie., pulled to the side and rubbin' on ya cock.

I got chaffed on me dick when I 'played the violin' with me girl this mornin' :/

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Violin Fucker

Someone that has such an annoying voice that is sounds like they're having sex with a violin.

I get it, mate. You're annoyed. But if you wouldn't be such a violin fucker, maybe people would stop giving you shit all of the time.

meat violin

my dick

gonna stroke my meat violin and then go to sleep

Violin three

The worst creation of humanity.

Person: What part do you play in the orchestra?
Other person: I play violin three.
Person: *screams* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!

Stringing the Violin

The term for beating your meat or masturbating

Will: I was stringing the violin last night when my mom walked in on me!
David: Wow, you dumbass

Butt Violin

When you take a coat hanger and move it between someone's butt cheeks as though you were playing a violin.

"4 guys came out of no where and started giving me butt violin."