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good school. some really smart kids and some total morons. seriously, exceptional geniuses in one class, complete boneheads in another. everything to the extreme. pretty much your stereotypical high school, if it had palm trees it would look like a movie set. decent teachers, good football, looks like it has about 1/10 of the money attending that it really does, but no worries. it's better in retrospect than when dealing with it for those four years. red and black are respectable colors, mustangs are a pretty good mascot, better than some stupid college ones like banana slugs, rainbows, or farmers. nice location, but not enough parking for the spoiled shits who get brand new cars from mommy and daddy. the parking lot is treacherous, the sign-out and leaving policy sucks, and the principal looks like a transexual with a bad haircut. all in all, monte vista high school isn't the worst, we complain too much because we're mostly all spoiled suburban brats, but at least it isn't san ramon valley high...
Monte Vista is on Stone Valley Road, which has the stupidest speed limit ever and if you don't go at least 45 on it, you will get shot at by the Blackhawk soccer moms in oversized SUV's.
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a wee wittle town in southern california where, according to google, there is nothing to do there except "travel." while "traveling" there you can go to a lovely theatre or one of the 2 panda expresses, or one of the many starbucks, or the bowling alley, or you can ride the Sprinter to another town.
Vista California travel
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Another name for Vista Way, one of the two apartment complexes set aside for Disney College Programmers. This shady complex is notorious for the amount of horny college-aged interns living there. Often filled with sex and sexually transmitted diseases.
CP 1: Hey man, I just came back from the doctor, I have an STD. Now i need to be in costume in an hour!
CP 2: Well, next time try hooking up in Chatham, not Vista Lay.
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Community in San Diego, better known as "Little Vietnam" or "LV" for short. Ghettos in the North, Ghettos in the south, Military Middle Class in the East, and one of the most exclusive colleges, USD, in the West.
Linda Vista: the place everyone tries to move from.
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The literal meaning of Monta Vista is a school in california. But in slang it may be used as an insult similar to "asian" which means uptight and obsessive over grades. Monta Vista can also mean an extremely competitive school.
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A vista Hoe is a group of girls who inhabit vista ridge in a big population. Vista Hoe: a girl who will waste your time and mess around with a ton of different guys but never date any. They will also ruthlessly egg you on.
Jonny:"hey how are you an that chick going? Did u ask her out yet? ".
Will:"yeah I did but she said no because she said she had to think about it.. "
Jonny:"damnnn that's a vista hoe. "
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A totally wanky piece of software that's been crammed down people's throats by forcibly installing it on all new PCs.
Shop Assistant : It has Windows Vista on it to!
Me : Bollocks! I don't want it
SA : But it won't work without it!
Me : Will it arse! I'm putting Linux on it! Here, take my Vista DVD and COA and gimme my cash back!
SA : Erm.....
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