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a surprise and swift insertion of your hog leg into a friends mouth mid-yawn.
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Man (to friend): oh, am i keeping you awake? you better not yawn again or you're getting a wake up call.
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Friend (yawning): aaaaaaaahhhhhhh...AHH!!!
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A woman used to get a man out of an unusual slump. This is often an appalling woman used to get a desperate guy to try to find the right woman instead of begging his friends to set him up with anyone. It can also be just an appealing woman used to get a guy back into the swing of things via a hit-it-and-quit-it.
WARNING: Sometimes, using an unappealing woman can lead to a guy no longer being interested in women at all. Though maybe this is your goal.
"Hey, how's it going with Al?"
"Not good, he's desperate and it's just bringing everyone down."
"We might need to use a Wake-Up Woman."
"Hey, how's Cory?"
"Not well, after his break-up, he's just sulking all day in his room. Not the player we know and love."
"Try introducing him to some sexy Wake-Up Woman, that'll get him back in the game!"
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Whatever curse used when you wake up realizing that you are extremely late.
wake up curse = *just woke up and yells* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!! I'm gonna get fired for sure this time!!!
or
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhit!my alarm didn't go off??!!
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To wake up your male partner by way of fellatio. In other words, the best way to start his day.
The phrase comes from the Alec Baldwin movie "State and Main" but for no known reason.
girl: "My boyfriend lost his job yesterday, so today I decided to wake up roberto."
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farting bareassed in a person's face so dried shit particles spray all over the victim
he was asleep with a hangover, so I gave him a wake up blast
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The term is used to define a person who is not in tune with reality. A person who is stuck in the world of make-believe.
A person who doesn't believe fat meat is greasy. A person who doesn't want to believe shit stinks.
A buddy of mine John is no longr cool with me because I made wake him wake up and smell the doodoo about the music business. He wanted to believe artists made more off of ablums than record companies.
Once reality kicked in, he hates my guts because his heart was filled with greed.
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(U.S.) Term used following a particular period of time to reference how many complete days or watches plus the time spent on the last day leaving a service member has before a tour of duty or field evolution is complete.
e.g.: "Two days and a wake up, and I'm gone!"
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