Wank

To tickle the kipper.

Slang: 'I just tickled my kipper'
Real Meaning: 'I just had a wank'

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WANK

A computer worm which stands for:
Worms
Against
Nuclear
Killers

The worm has attacked DEC VMS computers in 1989 over the DECnet

Your System Has Officially Been WANKed
You talk of times of peace for all, and then prepare for war.

Wank

Masturbating, often applied to men.

I usually wank every night, it helps me to feel asleep.

wank

Really bad, just generally rubbish

e.g 'fuck me, that journey was WANK'

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wanked

Refering to being completely drunk. It combines the terms wasted and tanked.

Yo check out that kid having sex with the dog...he is totally wanked

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Wanked

The past tense word for masturbation.

I just wanked to your picture.

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that’s wank

This means something is like well stupid or rubbish.

E.g. is that a Rubik cube that’s wank

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