Genital Warts

Warts found on a mans penis or womans VAGINA! You receive warts on that area when a girl shoves a frog up there Vagina and a mans penis makes contact with it while have sexy time!

Boy: Can i check your vagina first?
Girl: Sure.....why?
Boy: Just checking for frogs
Girl: Oh.....
Boy: I wouldnt want Genital Warts

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lung warts

swollen lumps that develop on a womans chest. Usually seen in pairs.

"Wow, check out the lung warts on that babe!"

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wart voltasm

The pimple on the inside of your thigh that collects smelly white gooh. Fun to squeeze while sitting on hopper.

I was sitting there enjoying the ambiance when I remembered to squeeze my wart voltasm. It was full and stinky.

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jenny warts

A slang word for genital warts, caused by an encounter with a young frisky lady from Carsnouty.

That crazy ho gave me the jenny warts!

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a busted wart

derogatory expression referring to someones appearance

She had a face like a busted wart

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Gentleman's Warts

A euphemism for the term 'genital warts', which can be used (usually by a male) in place of the proper terminology in an attempt to soften the blow.

Sexual partner: "Have you been tested?"
You: "Yeah and I was totally clean, unless you count gentleman's warts, WHICH I DON'T."

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Choad Wart

It's similar to a Cocknozzle. It's what you call somebody who acts like a "know it all", and in most cases, is wrong more often than not.

Guy 1 - Hey, did you guys hear that earthquake in China was a 7.9 on the Richter scale?

Guy 2 - It was actually a 9.5.

Guy 1 - Shut the fuck up you Choad Wart, I heard on CNN it was a 7.9.

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