Weak Sauce

When you agree to play soccer 7 vs 7 and never show up to any games

Hey Chan Yots are you playing today or is your ovaries sore again?!...you're such a weak sauce!

Double Mild Weak Sauce

adj: a descriptive term used to describe a person, place or thing that is below even the most basic of quality standards.

This term can be used as a description of the person, place or thing, as in "I went to France on my vacation. That Place is Double mild weak sauce." Or as the noun itself as in " "I don't know why you're friends with Dave. He is such double mild weak sauce."