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Weasels are manifestations of the impending chores which await you in times of stress. They are usually most prevalent on a sunday afternoon when, instead of being able to relax, the constant thought of shopping, washing, homework or the upcoming week beginning the following morning render you uncappable of pleasant feelings.
Dale: Goodness gracious me, I have such bad study weasels!
Marco: whats up dude?
Dale: I have a test tomorrow morning.
Dale: EEHHH i have such hectic shopping weasels!
Barry: Whats wrong?
Dale: I have procrastibating all day, and I have nothing in the fridge and I have such bad munchies, after an hour spent in the xen Garden
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The Weasel AKA "La Rata" is an accomplice of Nooger. Weasel's are recognized by a bald odd shaped head and inferior sun glasses. Although not as deadly as a Nooger it is still a force to be reckoned with.
"Archeologists discover what seem to be the remains of a Weasel."
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Weasel is someones penis basically
I have a huge weasel
look at the size of his weasel
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This is when your fingering a girl. Once you have worked yourself in there with a few fingers. Then you go for it with brute force and shove your fist in there. Make sure this is not in the dark you dont want a fistful of blood!
Side effects can be but not limited to hearing loss, crazyness, starvation among others.
Hey man did you end up weaseling her last night?
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A guy that spends all of his time trying desperately to get some poon. Weaseling his way into a girls pants.
Dave is such a weasel, he stopped playing football the other day because he wanted to try and get some poon.
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Weasel : often the name of a younger man, with nothing to gain , yet nothing to lose. Uses the term cunt on a daily basis, often towards his co-workers. This individual is likely to be a heavy smoker , and can inhale anywhere from 2-4 packs of cigarettes in an average work day. Weasel would also likely to be hung like a bull and will never hesitate to do anything stupid.
" weasel called me a cunt " - co-worker
" that weasel can sure hack down the cigrettes "
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The weapon of choice of the religion of Meesism.
I'ma send that guy a box of crazed, rabid, horny weasels if he doesn't shut up!
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