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i love it!
it makes me feel happy!
"My boyfriend and i tried to rape each other last time we smoked weed."
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Weed is somethin u smoke and its great!
weed is a plant thats grows from the ground...if got didnt like it it wouldnt be found..so all you preps who never got high...shut the hell up and give it a try
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weed
Mostly green, sometimes sticky, aregono looking substance. much apprectated by pot-heads. come's in many different types and foarms (ex. purple, brown widow, hydro, orange kush...). all of witch have different potentcies of THC (what gets you high). weed is sold by the gram (dime=.10=$10, dub=.20=$20, a forty=.40=$40...). you can smoke it out of many things (pipe, bong, steam roller, joints...).
guy1: "hey man, you have any weed?"
guy2: "yah, lets go smoke."
(a sort time later...)
guy1: "man i am so high right now"
guy2: "back at ya bro."
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One of the slang terms for the genus of plants cannabis, can be smoked, eaten, vaporized, or consumed in oils (honey oil, hash oil). When taken, it gives an incedibly peaceful and euphoric effect. Used recreationally, medicanilly, and industrally. It can cure glaucoma, the horrible nausea endured as a result of chemo-therapy and physical aches/pain. Industrally: has literally 1000's of uses as a durable fiber and paper.
Cannabis was banned in 1927.
Anyone else notice that the people who are bashing the plant have large problems with spelling, grammer and organization and seem to give you the impression that they can't have an IQ
in the tripple digits?!
"if u smkoe weede thaem=n yoour a fuknin pot heAd and should be impizzededd for life!!!!"
Have you ever TRIED the drug?
No cuz if i do ill b a pothead
wow...thats ignorance in Its purest form...You do realize that you're insulting a plant right?
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n. one of many terms for marijuana.
"Man, that's really great weed."
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The act of being marijuaned as fuck. High.
"Yo Skeeter, that kush got me weeded as fuck!"
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In the service/restaurant industry, when you are behind on serving your tables, you are in the weeds or, less often used, weeded. It happens most often during high volume when the host stand forgets about proper rotation and seats three or more tables in your section at the same time, known as getting triple sat.
Hey, can you bring five waters, a Coke, three lemonades and an iced coffee to 213 for me? I still have to put in 212's appetizer order and 214 needs their salad and bar drinks.
Yeah, I got you. I can tell you're in the weeds. Can't believe they triple sat you again.
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