whacked

To get hacked by your wife.

I was on Google Chat at work conversing with a friend, and my wife logged into my account at home and totally whacked the conversation!

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Whack

Although to everyone else this means 'bad', it sounds like it should mean 'good' so we are changing the meaning!!

Whack now means 'cool, awesome, good, superb, fantastic' etc.

"That Ben and Jerry's ice cream is whack!"

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whacked

Something that functions very differently than expected

PGPNet is whacked!

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Whack

adjective; crazy or unreal

The idea that a person born today could be in the Cold War is whack.

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Whack

18 of something. A dozen and a half if you will..

You should eat a whack of dicks.

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whackings

The stuff left over when you are done using your weed whacker. Parallel cuttings when you cut your grass.

I just finished whacking all the weeds, but now I have to clean up all the whackings.

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Whack

Its what happens when a black male and white trash female reproduce. Hence the offspring is white and black.

Do you see Jamal and Kandy's kid over there? He is totally whack!

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