Whatev

Shorter version of "Whatever"

boy1: so do you care if we stop by her house first?
boy2: whatev

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whatev

Use this word when you wish to self-depreciate, brush off an unwanted compliment, or just sound really, really cool.

Chocolate bar Girl: "Why so blue, panda bear?"
Guy: "Whatev."
Both: Hahahahaha

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whatever-whatever

A euphemism for sexual, or otherwise innapropriate, behavior and body parts.

Sarah Greenberg: Did you hear she got her whatever- whatever pierced?

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Whatever

1. You just lost and argument and have nothing else logical to say to support your side

2.I think Devin Mays is the best thing since sliced bread

1.Stan: I don't think this is my son.
Jill: yes he is!
Stan: No he definitely isn't.
Jill: I swear he is!
Stan: But the baby is black, and I'm not.
Jill: Whatever!

2. Dean: Have you seen Devin?
Sam: whatever!
Dean: Agreed.

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whatever it is

noun:something in the form or close to being a girlfriend

Gianna is Clays whatever it iser.

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whatevs

An extremely uncool way to say whatever; lack of care; usually linked to nerdy online chatting; used also to mock the dumb online slang and used as a joke

This online talk is real gay but whatevs

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whatever

the worst come-back of all time.

Mary: You are such a hoe who f*cks animals.
Rhonda: Whatever

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