Field of Wheat

Metaphor

-The term used to describe a situation when one is found completely surrounded by women with long radiant hair, most of whom blonde.

As you never expect to be fully surrounded by attractive women, one is usually taken by surprise as you would coming upon a large clearing or meadow; thus, likening the brilliant golden hair to a field of wheat.

"It was so windy, I showed up to class just before it started and found the first seat I could. As soon as I looked up from my bag, I found myself sitting in a Field of Wheat dude.. So many blondes"

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Wheat Trough

1---"its like a water trough for horse but it has wheat in it" ---- definition by a mental patient i worked with when i asked him what a wheat trough was.

2---alternative to calling someone a douche bag.

3---People with the first name Evan

"dude you are being such a wheat trough."

"what the fuck did you just do, did you pour that bag of wheat in the horse's water trough? hell yes i did, now its a wheat trough"

"God Evan sometimes you can really be a wheat trough."

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Wheat Thicks

The unhealthy alternative to Wheat Thins. Used exclusively in "your momma so fat" jokes.

Your momma so fat she eat Wheat Thicks.

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whole wheat

adj.- more sexy than usual.

"I'm feeling whole wheat tonight, Mom."

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sunset wheat

A type of beer that girly men like to drink.

Timbo drank all the sunset wheat while knitting.

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mini wheats

sweet nickname for a person, of smaller stature.

Rob Mclaughlin = Mini Wheats

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cream of wheat

The mixture of a man's semen and a female's yeast infection.

I was going down on my girl and got a mouthful of "cream of wheat".

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