weekday widow

A wife that does not have interaction with her husband during the week due to pressing obligations at work and irresponsible bullshit on the personal side

Wife: I never see you anymore during the week because you are never home or paseed out in the bedroom

Husband: My boss is breaking my balls at work and that Damned Bowling league! We'll catch up this weekend. For now you are going to have to be a weekday widow

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Widow's memories

Any phallic shaped fruit or vegetable, eg bananas, cucumbers, fingered lovingly and nostalgically by old ladies in supermarkets.

Just look at the way that old dear is caressing that aubergine. Bless her. Widow's memories, eh?

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PC Widow

A wife who's husband is unattentive because he is spending all his time on his PC

I feel like a PC widow today, you're spending too much time on your PC

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PS3 widow

A significant other who falls on the wayside when their partner
becomes a PS3 fanboy and/or addicted to a game.

Lady: John just got Call of Duty IV.
Ladyfriend: Ooooh, have fun being a PS3 widow.

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widow main

A person with questionable beliefs on team composition.
The penalty for playing widow is that the screen says, "Defeat" at the end of each match.

"Dude, switch off Widow main please. You're not good."

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widow troller

A scammer who goes on Facebook widow groups and tries to join the group and friend them.

A widow trollers just asked me if I live alone.

gaming widow

A person who considers their husband/wife/significant other pays more attention to gaming (online games, MMORPG, console games etc) than they do to them. Therefore making them a widow.

My husband gamed all night last night, I am sick of being a gaming widow.

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