an attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
My place is a mess, I need a wife.
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W.I.F.E- Washing Ironing Fucking Ect.
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is another word for girlfriend
I'm gonna go chill with the "wife"
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The woman that you trash talk when talking to one's mistress.
My wife is a complete bitch, that's why I went somewhere else.
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v. (vulgar, colloquial) (often speculative, boasting) (bowdlerized slang) have sexual intercourse with. Especially used POS.
"I'm going to wife her". "I would wife her so hard". "I would wife Betty, but the whole time I'd be thinking about Wilma"
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