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Nintendo's next-genration console, formerly known by the codename "Revolution."
I'm looking forward to playing Nintendo's revolutionary system, the Wii.
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The 21st Century solution to child obesity.
Parent: "My kid never goes out to play"
Teacher: "Get him a Wii"
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The console that now makes you feel a jolt of nostalgia
Me "Hey remember when we used to play the Wii" Other guy "yea those were the good days"
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The name for Nintendo's next generation console, which features a motion sensing remote-shaped controller. Formerly known as the Revolution.
I love playing with my Nintendo Wii!
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Nintendo's new, official name for the next-gen console codenamed Nintendo Revolution.
Am I happy it’s called Wii? No. Will I still buy the console? Yes.
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1:A recent nintendo game consol manufactured to saticify a kids need for gameing.
2:A silly way to say Penis.Wii, or Wii-Wii
Billy" Hey, Mary. I got the Wii for my birthday yesterday, want to play two player?"
Mary" Oh, I'd love to, can i bring some friends?"
Billy" The more the maryier" :D
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A small, shiny, plastic version of God. Has great controls, innovative and original games (Zach & Wiki, Wii Fit) and an extensive online library of games from older Nintendo systems and other consoles that were destroyed by Nintendo in the nineties (NeoGeo, TurboGrafix, Sega Genesis). Despite having great-but-not-as-great-graphics-as-the-costs-more-than-the-3DO-did-PS3, it still maintains a level of pure awesomeness that can only be equaled by somehow getting beer to stay cold in a room temperature environment without any form of refrigeration devices. In comparison with other systems on the market, the Wii has done what no one saw coming; it pwned the the most recent in the playstation line of consoles, the PS3! Compared to the Xbox 360, the two are both killing the costs-so-much-only-the-kids-of-sony-CEO's-can-afford-one-PS3, the two fairly equal in terms of overall rock! Due to this amount of rock and the overwhelming amount of Downs syndrome sufferers running Walmart, the Wii is in short supply.
Guy (to friend): Hey, I just bought a Wii!
Friend stares in utter disbelief: Holy hand basket of awesome! How? The last one was sold at Walmart months ago!
Guy (smiling): A friend of mine sold his because his parents turned Amish and I outbid a Fat Kid for it!
Friend: A fat Kid? He probably needed it more than you, the exercise and all!
Guy: I know! Maybe he'll die!
Guy: This Wii is so awesome!
Son-of-sony-CEO arrives in porsche: HAHAHAHA!! I have a PS3 and you don't, you filthy commoner! HAHAHAHA!!
Guy(eyes glowing): Wii know where you live.
PS3Fag: *dying* But I'm too affluent to die! *death rattle*
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