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Cock

The male reproductive organs used in fucking.

Can I suck your cock?
Sure, Peter. We're both fuckin homos.
Hey, I'm no fuckin homo. I just have a fuckin pussy!

by matt August 28, 2003


cock

1. An alternative name for a male chicken (rooster)
2. A slang name for penis. See dick
3. In guns, the mechanism which readies the barrel to fire.
4. A term used to describe wandering about with no purpose. See lollygagging.

That cock woke me up a 3 AM this morning!
My gargantuan cock penetrated her.
I pulled back the cock on my Magnum.
Stop cocking about!

by junglebellcat March 21, 2004


cocks

an appropriate exclamation for any occasion

boss: "congratulations, johnson, you're being promoted."
johnson: "cocks!"

by al jorgenson May 03, 2004


'cock

Short for shuttlecock, another name for a badminton birdie.

Mark: "So how did last night's badminton game go? Looks like you got a fat lip there."
Jim: "Yeah Steve owned me pretty badly. He whacks the old 'cock around pretty good. Once I totally set him up by lobbing it to him right in front of the net. He slammed it straight into my face and I had no time to react..."
(Jim's mom walks in)
"...and I ended up with his 'cock in my mouth!"
Jim's mom: "Well I never! Get out of this house this instant! I will tolerate none of that kind of behavior. You're not welcome home anymore!"

by Nicholas D June 28, 2008


cock

1. The best thing ever. EVER.
2. Something I love to suck on, lick, and deep throat.
3. Male genitalia that begs to be wanked.

I would love to suck your cock.

by Leah6969 April 30, 2008


cock

A male chicken. Rooster.

My prize-winning cock left all the judges and chicks at the annual Cock Festival in awe.

by Oprah February 21, 2003


cocking

fucking, having sex with, screwing, ramming, etc etc

gross the fag is cocking the teacher

by bunny & sasha January 08, 2004