Winning

Roughly synonymous with "getting your ass kicked". Winning! is often a result of pissing off everyone you know and getting canned. There is a fine line between Winning! and OD'ing! or Dying of some kind of VD! Side effects include being arrested and losing all respect.

Man 1: I just got fired for being an arrogant prick and abusing every substance known to man, such as alcohol, prescription pills, sex, and enough cocaine to keep Colombia's economy thriving. Not to mention the time I threatened to cut my wife's head of with a pen knife and mail it to her mom...
Man 2: Dude, your winning even more than charlie sheen.

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Winning

What Charlie Sheen is doing right now.

"Just winning, every day. Defeat not an option."

"Duh, winning! It’s, like, guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies and a ton of success. I mean, c’mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying. I wasn’t even warm.”

Charlie Sheen is not bi-polar, he is bi-winning.

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winning

being less shit than someone else

"When Daniel beat Jonathan in the "yo momma" contest, he was considered winning!"

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for the win

(Phrase) Typically used to indicate how good some action is. Also used in seemingly random intervals to indicate your lack of sleep and sanity. Used in contrast with "for the loss."

Ziat looted some really ugly shoulderpads for the win.

Klub sat on a bench... for the win.

Sourball needs all new gear for the win.

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In it to win it

When your back is against the ropes, and your only option is to succeed or perish.

When confronted with the pandemic of 2020, researchers were in it to win it.

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Winning

When someone is going through a self-destructing, downward spiral leading to a certain epic failure they may refer to it as "Winning." See also "Bi-winning"

Charlie Sheen, "I'm winning!"

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Win

When an action is done that is so mind boggling Win, one must stand off to the side, and give a round of applause. Most common when someone completes a task at over NINE THOOOOOOUUUSSSAAAAND!

Jack: Hey, I need you to hack the CIA.
Mila: Alright!

**FIVE HOURS LATER**

Mila: Well, I did it...
Jack: Good, good, what did you do to them?
Mila: I actually hacked the Chinese so they would think that the CIA hacked them. Thus causing a third world war.
Jack: You miss, are made of Win. I applaud you.

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