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When you fart in front of a fan to gas someone standing downwind. Also works outside with directional gusts.
Audrey farted in front of the office fan and gave me a Dutch Windmill.
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A sexual act in which you attach gloves onto each arm of a windmill at a miniputt course, and let the gloves slap your ass as you jerk off.
I heard Zylus can't go to the miniputt course anymore after he got caught giving himself a Dutch Windmill
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A rare type of cancer that originates in the ears and eventually spreads to the brain.
First develops when you hear someone say something incredibly stupid.
Donald Trump: "Your house just lost 75% value because it's near a generator"
Person: "Ahhh I just got Windmill Cancer!"
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When you ejaculate onto a spinning ceiling fan, and it projects your semen into various areas of your room.
I forgot to turn my ceiling fan off before I jacked off last night. It was a total milky windmill
When your at a girls house and you bust a nut and start windmilling your dick around getting cum every where then leaving
I Tennessee windmilled my ex the last time we hung out
swinging your arms like windmills whilst in a fight with someone.
George: how did that fight go ?
Barry: well Dave won due to him throwing windmills
A woman who pleasures herself on a swinging roller coaster and climaxes as the ride swings to the highest point.
"Dad, why is water falling from that ride?"
"Oh, there must be a windmill woman riding it."
"Dad, what's a windmill woman?"
"Your mother."