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Egg - noun
It's what comes out of a chicken, and then a chicken comes out of it. But, sadly, no one knows which came first. Apparently, the word 'egg' is also used for white people who like asian people and their culture; according to some, it also means 'smelly fat Russian' ...
to Egg - verb
The action of throwing raw chicken eggs from one's balcony at taxis which are passing by, late at night. After the egg reaches the target, the Egger thrower of the egg ducks out of sight and spies on the confused/angered taxi driver as he steps out to examine the 'damage'. The ultimate goal of an Egger is to egg (hit) a taxi twice - once whilst it is in motion, and once more after the driver has gotten back in to his car after the 'examination'. However, a true Egger never throws an egg at cars other than taxis, nor at any person, even the taxi driver himself/herself.
Our eggs will block out the Sun!
It's Saturday night, and the Eggers remain silently poised on their balcony, anticipating the taxi driver's shock and bewilderment.
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An egg is someone who looks terrible or if you feel like then you say "I feel like an egg" bc eggs just sit there.
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Completely useless individual; absolutely no redeeming qualities, and seemingly put on this earth to infuriate everyone around them with their unspeakable uselessness.
"Wendell, you're a fucking egg."
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Some random dude made the egg famous in 2019. It boasts more likes than any Kardashian pic and that says a lot. Who knew that an egg would be so popular? It's crazy but true. You will find this special one of a kind egg on IG. Go see for yourself and like the pic while you're at it. It's amazing and ridiculous but we love it
I can't believe that I wrote a definition of an egg
The egg gets more attention than the Kardashian
The Kardashians are low-key jealous of the egg
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They belong in a cup and deserve to be eaten with a fork.
"How do you like your eggs?"
"In a cup."
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