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When you use a magnum condom with a golden wrapper and fuck a black chick in the ass. She then proceeds to bake you a blueberry pie.
I got a wonka job last night while I was in Harlem.
A boy who likes a lot chocolate. Usually eats chocolate every day because of its health benefits.
"Yo, you're a wonka boy arent ya?"
When you do a shit and its only half ready so there's still lumps in it and it's all weird looking and hard to poop out.
"Aye Alex, why are you takin' so long in the shitter?"
"Soz Jack bro it's a lumpy wonka"
"ok don't worry cha feel brah"
Like a Wet Willy but you stick you wet finger up their nose instead of their ear.
Just gave Sally a nice wet Wonka. Came out with a couple boogies.
The definition of Willy Wonka is “Wyatt”.
Wyatt is the definition of Willy Wonka.
It is an endless cycle of going back and forth between the two. The both of them define each other and there is no other sole definition for Willie Wonka except for “Wyatt” and vice a versa.
“Wyatt, aka. Willy Wonka, ran 11 millimeters because he needed mental stability”
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When you stick your finger in her ass then shove it into her ear. Sort of like a wet willy but chocolate style.
I crept up quietly and caught her by surprise. She thought it was a wet willy but indeed it was the willy wonka and she liked it. She then looked at me with a shit eating grin. "pun intended"
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The sexual act of shoving a whole chocolate bar up someones coochie and/or ass
Jim: Hey Dave, why'd you leave the party so early last night?
Dave: I went with this girl I met and did some Willy Wonkaing to her.
Jim: ...Shit. You're a sick fuck. Don't talk to me again.
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