Adjective used to describe a state of weirdness, disarray, or uncomfortable feeling.
Sam was all willy-wonky after he caught his wife sleeping with his brother.
Watching someone eat mayonnaise makes me feel willy-wonky.
It's willy-wonky that I'm paying taxes so other able bodied people can sit at home, smoke potweed, and watch reruns on a tv (that I pay for).
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When your undercarriage gets sweaty from running or whatver activity. AKA Sweaty Nutz, swamp ass.
No running for me today, It gives me a terrible case of the wonky britches.
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A mans favorite tool. The penis
1.You have to have a big wonky to be a porn star.
2.Son, quit playing with your wonky.
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someone who has a lazy or “wonky” eye of which they cannot control
bruhhh look at isaac’s wonky eye, can’t tell who he’s looking at.
The irregular, non-straight pieces of lumber that nobody wants. Suitable for building a house from Dr. Seuss.
That bale of lumber we got from Discount Lumber, more than half of it was wonky wood.
The most wretched of penises, especially one without foreskin. It describes the limp physical trait of a penis that has no hope for erection. Also known as “over-ripe banana”, “prickley pickle”, and “squirm worm”.
“Dude, the girl last night looked like my ass had a shit baby, it gave me a fuckin wonky willy.