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As opposed to a Tinky Winki, A Tonky Wonky is a huge penis.
Please won't not pull on my Tonky Wonky so hard.
Wow, your Tonky Wonky doesn't want to go there.
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a weird, messed-up or otherwise insane person, often a co-worker; useful for times when "fuck-face" and "sweet merciful motherfucker" might not be appropriate
"She is the most incompetent person I've ever worked with; she's such a wonky cracker!"
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Adjective used to describe a state of weirdness, disarray, or uncomfortable feeling.
Sam was all willy-wonky after he caught his wife sleeping with his brother.
Watching someone eat mayonnaise makes me feel willy-wonky.
It's willy-wonky that I'm paying taxes so other able bodied people can sit at home, smoke potweed, and watch reruns on a tv (that I pay for).
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When your undercarriage gets sweaty from running or whatver activity. AKA Sweaty Nutz, swamp ass.
No running for me today, It gives me a terrible case of the wonky britches.
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The most wretched of penises, especially one without foreskin. It describes the limp physical trait of a penis that has no hope for erection. Also known as “over-ripe banana”, “prickley pickle”, and “squirm worm”.
“Dude, the girl last night looked like my ass had a shit baby, it gave me a fuckin wonky willy.
The irregular, non-straight pieces of lumber that nobody wants. Suitable for building a house from Dr. Seuss.
That bale of lumber we got from Discount Lumber, more than half of it was wonky wood.