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when one busts a nut on a toe(s)
BRO! BILLY JUST WONTONED ON BECCAS TOES!
Having anal sex with an obese Asian Man
Dude He was Stuffing the Wonton so long he ran out of Duck Sauce
When an Asian lady is a fucking sex addict and want to fuck you. Then she goes over to you and asks if you want a blowjob where you cum all over her slanted eyes.
*asian lady* “do you want some sucki sucki wonton, you give me 20 doras”
the Arabian wonton is when you blindfold a rooster and bang it while your doing your yearly taxes without your wife knowing. It only counts if the rooster has a heat attack and you get divorced, then live a sad life.
if it is not an Arabian rooster it does not count!
hey chad! you hear Jack did the Arabian wonton last Tuesday?
yes of course, they got divorced on Thursday last I heard.
his wife is pissed and the rooster is dead.
To stick ones ball sack and balls into another person's asshole. The act is dirty wontoning, and the ball sack afterwards is called a "Dirty Wonton".
>Hey, Katie! Wanna make some Chinese tonight?
>>Sure Collin, by Chinese do you mean dirty wontoning?
A sexual maneuver closly related to the extremely popular "Tea Bag" in which a woman takes a sweaty Asain mans testicles inside the mouth.
Maria was feeling satisfied, albeit a little ill after taking a Salty Wonton from Mr Chou.
You’re typical Asian ghetto friend. The one that thinks he’s good at Basketball but he really isn’t. The one that fakes getting bad grades just to hang out with black people
Yo he such a nigga wonton, man. Tryna play basketball with us. I told him to get lost and study math.