Wooking Stick

Wooking stick (noun): a simple tool, sometimes obtained from nature, used to facilitate walking after consumption of moonshine and ketamine.

That dirty wook is using his wooking stick to try and pray to the heady gods for more ketamine and whippets

wook bush

Wook bush is a bush with long nappy hair and may even be dreaded. If you have ever witnessed wook bush you have to instantly burn sage to protect your aura. It’s so bad you would rather have your best dude friend blow drugs up your ass known as the boof assist.

Hey bro did you sleep with that wook chick you met at the Disco Biscuits show? Nah. Her wook bush was so scary I decided to let Troy blow mollie into my squashed spider.

Wook

(a.k.a wooks) is when you would fuck this or that. Used when you're talking to a friend and you don't want the girl you're talking about to hear, just use the word 'Wooks'.

Me: Oh man, look at that girls ass!
You: I'd definitely wooks that! Bruh.

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Han-wook

A mystical being who is the korean equivalent of Chuck Norris, Tom Brady, Usain Bolt, and Brad Pitt mashed into one phenomenal individual.

I was in awe of Han-wook's presence.

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go to wook

To take a man and break him, or do severe damage to his bones, just as a wookiee could do at any time of the day...

Guy #1 -- You know.. your sister's bangin' man.

Buy # 2 -- You know.. I'm gonna go to wook on your ass, till you cry out for a hairy hand of forgiveness, you idiot!

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piences of wook

Foreign Object Damage (FOD) of the wood variety, found by anyone who works in the operations department finds during the FODwalk.

There were like a million piences of wook scattered everywhere, so I picked them up.

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wook up

Baby talk for Look !!!

Baby: Wook up , mommy,Wook up at the Zebra!!!
Mom: Yep, I see it, it has stripes!

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