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the only known way by men to prevent being stuck at home with a whining ass bitch wife and avoid giving away half your properties thru a divorce...not fun, but necessary
also a great excuse to be a cheater, avoid social acitivities boring for men, watch football w/friends, etc...really handy
Example 1:
whining ass bitch demanding by cp to husband: bring me a burger!
husband: can't sweetie :S i'm at work
(while a stripper shakes her ass
on your face..)
Example 2:
wife: remember we've got dinner tonight with my parents..(on monday night football)
husband: sorry sweetheart, i've got a pile of files my boss wants for tomorrow at 7
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The Works are the best squad of 9 kids who grew up together
Don’t you wish you were as cool as the works. Admit it
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Cocaine or Crack, Hard work is crack, Soft is Cocaine.
"hey man are you workin?"
"Yea what chu need?"
"Ya got that hard white work for me?"
"Ya got my money bitch?"
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Work = Force X Displacement X Cos(theta)
The units to it are kilogram meter per second squared or joules.
Super preppy pushed a 20 Kg Hay bale a distance of 5 M/S^2 at an angle of pi/3. He did 50 Joules of work.
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Something you do at your occupation or carrier.
Keep your workness area free of cluter
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A weapon of mass mental dementia.
"What's up, Ted?"
"I'm not feeling too great, I think I'm losing my mind."
"Really? Must be work. You can't even take it on an airplane anymore."
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