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mexican workers

california pickers of spinach, kale, collards, and mustard greens..

going north on interstate 5 I see many mexican workers bent over, working hard to pick spinach for gringos back east...
Union pacific rail service has a fast train so New Yorkers & Shit-car-go-ians & cornhuskers can eat fresh!
Yo mama say eat yo spinach!!

by itichie_nocanpo October 2, 2006

16πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Social Worker

A person who can handle the most mentally draining times, again and again, but continue to wake up feeling driven to serve. These situations include reporting the abuse of the elderly, listening to a former alcoholic/drug addict admit to relapse, witnessing a child have their life beat out of them, seeing first hand the way mental abuse can hurt an individual, feeding children who have had nothing to eat for days, helping a family deal with a suicide of a loved one, find a home for an elderly parent when their family can’t handle them anymore, ensuring the mentally take their medications daily so they don’t end up re-committed into the hospital for erratic behavior and caring for the children who have no one to care for them.

Social Workers do a lot more than i realized.

by HelpingOthersHelpThemselves March 17, 2009

260πŸ‘ 276πŸ‘Ž


Faux-Worker

A co-worker who acts very friendly toward other co-workers but secretly hates them.

Judy's faux-worker Kristi invited her to dinner even though she hopes she won't accept the inviation.

by Marcus Tucker July 11, 2008

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


social worker

making lots of money out of people's misery. part of the burgeoning 'new professions class' of the late 20thC and usually a socialist, liberal or worse. social workers took over where the church left off. may know the difference between right and wrong but doesn't see why it should apply to them. a secular priest, monk or nun who enforces politically acceptable thought and behaviour on the hapless, helpless and hopeless. talks complete psychobabble with no scientific foundation whatsoever. often pilloried for taking children into care or leaving them to die; whichever the press find most distressing at the time. almost always an insecure individual who should be having therapy not giving it.
MALE of type tries to compensate for the low social status by talking complete bollocks at the pub.
FEMALE, usually a cat owner, likely to be crazy as a coot and in medieval times would have been burned as a witch.
SW MANAGER has generally failed even at this low level and so exacerbates the public's woes with incompetence in leadership.
most SWs try to avoid mentioning it at parties or face the prospect of further rejection. secretly support the British National Party.

social worker; 'As a social worker, I like to consider the full psycho-socio-sexual-ethnic dynamic in operation in any given situation or mele before drawing a tentative conclusion or proposal. I mean, I may not even go so far as to reach a conclusion, perhaps only hinting at a possible resolution, if that's ok with you?, which may in fact or actually not even be so certain as that. Is that wrong d'ya think?? I believe people should be allowed to live their own lives without interference from the state until we interfere. Failure is a negative concept and I don't like to use that word. However, the true answer may only ever be 'Yes'...or...'No' or...'Maybe'.... and it's never absolutely cl..'

normal person; 'Sorry to interupt. I'm afraid it's too late, the child / old person has been battered into the next life!'

by Hedley Clubnobber September 17, 2006

207πŸ‘ 242πŸ‘Ž


Postal Worker

It's when you 'seal the envelope, stamp it and send it off'. i.e. When a man cums on your butt cheeks, smacks your ass and then pushes you aff the bed.

She wouldn't stop talkin' so I gave her the Postal Worker.

by ChristinaG2 April 21, 2011

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Caltrans worker

The laziest of people, get paid by the hour to stand around while one guy digs a hole. They soak up more of the California state budget and work slower than molasses.

Steve the caltrans worker and 12 of his friends get paid 30$ a hour to watch Pedro dig a hole.

by The Republic of California November 2, 2011

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Construction worker

A 24 to 36 oz can of beer. A can of beer so large that it can only be bought individually and not in a pack. Can be see strewn about construction sites and is named after the men who consume them.

Should we get some tall boys? No, lets get some chelada construction workers and get fucked up!

by Brewbank November 10, 2011

16πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž