I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.

Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?

Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably

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I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers

a song by the band KillWhitneyDead

did you hear that song "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers?" ; KillWhitneyDead is the best band ever!

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maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped

A weird saying that your southern relative said to you once. People speculate is has the same kind of meaning as: maybe is a strong word, maybe if the starving children had food they wouldn’t starve. But it seems to be said all country-like and it’s strange now.

Relative: Maybe If A Bullfrog Had Wings It Wouldn’t Hit Its Butt When It Jumped.
You: (Visible confusion)
Relative: maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped
You: Wtf
Relative: MAYB-
You: STOP
Relative: maybe is a strong word

Other people wouldn't stay Other people don't obey You and me are both the same You should really run away

this confirms that this song is being sung from the perspective of Billie’s abuser. it explains the tone of the song, and completely changes the way you look at it. Lines like “If you find it hard to swallow, I can loosen up your collar, ‘Cause, as long as you’re still breathing, Don’t you even think of leaving” make it very overwhelmingly clear that this is the perspective Billie is portraying

Also, while some people think the Spotify interview thing from the lyric version disproves this, it just doesn’t. She says the song was made to be “insane live”, not a fun song in terms of concept. She said she was going through crazy feelings at the time and you’d understand if you looked at the lyrics, but doesn’t say what the feelings were. On an album where Billie is venting about her trauma, a song like this would have no place in the project. I don’t know how she could have made this more obvious then by saying me and you are both the same

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yeah man, Other people wouldn't stay Other people don't obey You and me are both the same You should really run away

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oden wouldn't be oden if it wasn't boiled

you wouldn't be you if you didn't face the hardships in your past.

its alright man oden wouldn't be oden if it wasn't boiled

You wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday

South West saying. When you've already done something once and there's no need to do it again

"I'm gonna go ask for her number again"

"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still