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Battle Wound

The cuts, scrapes, bruises, bad tattoos, burns, and minor disfigurements one discovers the morning after a night of heavy drinking; remnants usually lasting 6-26 months and at the expense of whatever you were wearing. Everyone remembers how it got there except you.

"What is that on your face?"
"Oh, just a minor battle wound. Last night was pretty rough. It doesn't look infected right?"

by Samantha Olivia July 14, 2008

33๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


sex wounds

Parallel to battle wounds in the amount of respect received by others when shown to the mass. Sex wounds may be identified by, but not limited to: bruises, scratch marks, bite marks, mangled wrists, the absence of hair or flesh in areas, welts, missing earlobes, and/or unexplainable piercings, scars, or discoloration. Causes may vary from the basic use of nails or teeth to the more elaborate (and it shows) use of whips, chains, handcuffs, or various elastic devices.

Drew: Dude, Greg, what are those marks all over your back from?

Greg: Keep that shit quiet man.

Random Bystander: Wow, i wish i could get some sex wounds of my own (That Greg guy is one lucky bastard)!

by Greg Cole April 24, 2005

31๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


axe wound

a ladys genitalia especaily during that time of the month ( when the painters and decorators are in )

lick out my axe wound

by kathletto April 26, 2004

333๐Ÿ‘ 187๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ax Wound

Slang term for vagina.

Well, its about time to go to the gynocologist and get the old ax wound checked out.

by chap500 June 17, 2009

23๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Salt The Wound

1. What you do when you hurt yourself and want the open lesion to be prevented from infection/heal faster.

2. An amazing melodic death metal band from Cleveland, Ohio. Formed on 9/11 which makes them that much fucking cooler.

1. Gee whiz, I do hope my bear-wrestling lacerations heal quicker if I salt the wounds, because it sure does hurt like a mother fucker!

2. I'm going need a new pair of undies after listening to I Swear The Visine Is For My Allergies.

by omegamuff1n July 17, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wounded Goose

A sexual position resembling a Canada Goose in flight at the same time it is hit with a bullet, making it's neck go slack.

"I had her bent over the couch and was hitting it so hard she was flopping around like a wounded goose."

by A2BuckNut September 26, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


battle wounds

when you get cuts, bruises, or any injury from doing something fun or dangerous.

dude, where'f you get those battle wounds?!
we jumped off rossis roof onto her trampoline!

by juleseyyyy April 15, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž