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8 year old

8 year olds are very annoying people who chat like they are little kids while on some random minecraft server or whatnot.

Example: An 8 year old just said something in really fucking broken english like a little kid.

by DictionaryOfGods March 4, 2023

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


3 year old

The most underrated age..

Example: yo do 3 year olds even exist?

by oomfaloompa September 23, 2020

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


11 year old

People older than 10, but younger than 12. Typically, they own webhosting companies.

11 year old: omg onemegabite hosting for $550590 A MONTH!!!!

by Sam October 10, 2005

143๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


Thirteen year old

Although it is an age, it is also used as an insult that is targeted towards horny kids on Youtube, Reddit, or Discord. They can be found in the comment sections of videos or post that have at least one somewhat sexual words included in the title, such as boob or butt. Most Thirteen year olds try to bamboozle people into thinking they are a different age by saying they are a generic adult age such most often 21yo. They also use their Xbox user names as the username on many other sites. There go to comment or reply to somewhat sexual content is โ€œmmh so sezyโ€ and โ€œ1 like = 10000000000 sorry to Godโ€.

โ€œEww, there are so many little horny thirteen year olds that watch this.โ€

by Yung_Nigget January 2, 2020

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


12 year old

A 12 year old is simply a person who is 12 years of age. The stereotypical 12 year old is an immature kid who acts like they are older than they are. While this applies to some kids it DEFINITELY does not apply to all. I know 12 year olds who are kind and caring and smart and funny and all things good. But I also know kids who swear 1000000 times in each sentence and use โ€œgayโ€ as an insult which is pretty rude. But most kids do not fit into these categories and are in between. These kids are more common than the perfect or horrible kids that people say all 12 year olds are. 12 year olds are just people in an awkward stage of their life. No need to be rude or place stereotypes. ๐Ÿ˜Š

A possible conversation (I have witnessed)
What some 12 year olds say:

Person 1: yo dude are you 12? I bet you are just some idiot. Or are you one of those sick-up nerds? Either way you suck
Person 2: Yes I am 12. The fact you think I am an idiot makes you gay.
Person 2: hey I am 12 and I am just myself. No need to be rude about it.

by Black_Rose13 July 10, 2021

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


9 year old

A 9 year old is a wild beast. they can usually be found:
*Infesting Fortnite, trying to get a close-range kill with a sniper rifle.
*On Youtube, making a 5 subscribers special.
*Playing Minecraft, screaming ear-piercingly loud about how they found diamonds.
*Hiding in Roblox, waiting for someone to come out of the museum in jailbreak.
*Dabbing. this is actually the most common activity of the wily 9 year old.
*Trying to make friends on Animal jam, unaware that the game would be dead if national geographic didn't sponsor it.

9 year old: hey, want to friend me in fortnite?
Average fortnite player (40 years old): Um... No.
9 year old: Then I'm gonna report you!

by KentuckyFriedDickin November 29, 2018

38๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


5 year old

A kid who is not a baby not a toddler and is going to kindergarten.

An object or thing that is 5 years old.

Something more than a few years old

My 5 year old kid is going to kindergarten!

My purse is 5 years old!

My house is 5 years old.

by alia(jk) September 27, 2019

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž