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Yesterday

Today’s motivation and tomorrow’s dedication

The only pre-workout I need is yesterday

by Kooks0141 February 9, 2023


Yesterday

Yesterdaaaay all my troubles seemed so far away

Hym "So yesterday this idiot cut off this other idiot on a motorcycle. The come to a stop light and motorcycle idiot starts yelling at the guy and he's like 'I'm on a bike! The passenger is a child!' and he calls the guy some names and whatnot. But what makes him an idiot is this: You and your child are supposed to be wearing a helmet. And you were speeding. Why the fuck is a random person supposed to give more of a shit about your kids safety then you are? You're a fucking retard. Nobody give a fuck about you kid. You barely care enough to make him wear a helmet. Shut the fuck up. Talkmbout 'I wish I had my gun' he was also speeding in a narrow two lane winding 25 mph road. I also had a woman yell out her car window as she was driving passed me in reference to me. She cited how many times I had been to the gas station. What is the likelyhood that a random woman is talking on the phone about a man that she know who went to the same gas station I want to the same number of times? Probably pretty low, right? I'm not a prob/stats guy but I know that shit isn't normal."

by Hym Iam July 22, 2022


Ere yesterday

The day before yesterday.

I watched an encore of MasterChef ere yesterday.

by 80's girl at heart July 10, 2017


yesterday's peas

Something that was cool but has since passed its time.

"Do you like Family Guy? "

"Family Guy? That's yesterday's peas."

by Yesterday's Peas September 21, 2020


We don’t talk about yesterday

A rule of thumb when 2 people in a relationship bring out the toxicity within each other but neither of them want to face reality so keep trying to forget the past and move on.

“Why are you still together? You guys are destroying each other.” “We don’t talk about yesterday. That’s why we’re still together…”

by FreeloaderLoser April 10, 2023


welcome to yesterday

Welcome to yesterday: a saying derived from the idea that a statement has been reiterated so many times as to invoke an eye roll from the receiving party
In simple terms, “yea no crap” or “tell me something I dont know”

*guy #1* Bro, private schools have way too much money! What about public schools?!
*guy #2* welcome to yesterday my guy.

by ChunkyBeavr April 13, 2023


When your definition was created yesterday and still hasn't been reviewed so it isn't published

Happened to me, like has anyone else had this problem?

I created 3 definitions yesterday and none of them are on the website yet...

I am so disappointed.

When your definition was created yesterday and still hasn't been reviewed so it isn't published

by Poopz💩 October 1, 2022