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its what i fucked last night
person 1: who was you first fuck
person 2: YO MOMMAS PUSSY
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Literally meaning FUCK YOU also dissing your mom at the same time. Since on the internet most of the people who will ever use this term is saying it to guys.
the list can go on maybe
Fuck your momma's son
Fuck your mum's daughter
Fuck your mum's whole family
Guy1:dude what the fuck is your problem
Guy2:YOU KNO WHAT FOO!
Guy1:What...
Guy2:FUCK YO MOMMA'S SON
Guy1: WHAT YOU WANNA FUCK ME ?
Guy2: omg you kno what i meant.
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kids who genetically are going to have trouble changing who they are because they act just like their mom.
come on nah, you's betta grow up or you's gonna be jus' like yo' momma!
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A start of joke which trys to insult someones mother. Usually used by 12-year olds, that say the same damn joke over and over again.
12-year old version:
Yo momma is so fat, when she swims in the ocean with the whales, they start singin' "We are family!"
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A comeback for when the opponents winning the argument
⚠️DO NOT SAY THIS TO SOMEONE WHOS MOTHER IS DEAD⚠️
Whiquisha: that’s why yo shoes raggity
Savage: that’s why yo mommas dead
Whiquisha: *starts crying*
Savage: what shoes she wearing huh?
The key root is "yo momma".
A commonly used term is "Yo Momma Goes to College!"
Except when you ghettofy it, it becomes "Yo Momma Go to Cowwage" showing emphasis on cowwage and how incorrect it sounds.
Pronounced: Yo Momma (Maw-muh) Go To Cowwage (Caw-Wedge)
Sam: Yeah I just got accepted to Pepperdine in Malibu, I'm psyched!!
Bill: You go to college?? Hah!
Sam: Uhh, yeah I go to college....
Michael: YO MOMMA GO TO COWWAGE!!
Bill: LOL!
Sam: Uh.....ok.....?
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The act of roller blading on ones mommas behind. Often used to offend someone or just to sound cool.
Ill blade down stairs, ill blade down rails. Shit ill blade on yo mommas ass. Fuck yall im goen bladen
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