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A: Yo bitch, why are you so slow?
B: Cock your hole, my bag is heavy.
When you planning on celebrating steak and blowjob day on March 14, but auto correct intervenes, again.
I want to put some shrimp on the barbie, find a hot Sheila, have some steaks and duck your cock. Damnit autocorrect I meant suck.
When you go to fart and you aim your butt in another direction
Me : Sorry I just let one rip! .
Friend:.. did u at least cock your dish the other way?
Just let loose, party, stuff your sorries in a sack, and enjoy life.
"Yo you got to chill man, rock out with your cock out, man"
What you say when you are getting fucked
Him: *pounding her*
Her: ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot
9👍 4👎
when you piss off some inbred chick and she karate chop your dick and it turns black and falls off.
Hey you dipshit, that angry bitch tried to knock your cock off!
Kofi Kingston is about to hit the Jamaican Suck Your Cock!