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An expression used by Daniel Howell. Often made to insult Phil Lester.
Phil: "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?"
Dan: "Your mum"
The answer to any question…literally.
Q:Who was the first president of America?
A:Your Mum
Q:What is the 58th Pokemon in the Pokédex
A:Your Mum
A phrase commonly used by people with two gay fathers. It is often mistaken for an insult but is actually a cry for help from someone who is upset because their dad fucks their other dad.
Person 1:'I hate you because you have homosexual parents and I am strongly yet inexplicably against homosexuality'
Person 2:'your mum'
* Slang for 'Your Mother', meaning the person who gave birth to you. Your biological mother.
* The ultimate end to an argument due to the difficulty to respond to it.
* Hey Neil, I really like your Mum!
Dude, you what? That really ain't cool!
* What the hell have you done to your hair?
Your Mum
.......(silence)
as described above by almost everyone else.
You all missed the best use of 'Your Mum'
I use it on my kids.
DONT think about it for too long...Your head may explode
The best phrase/come back/retort/saying etc that anyone on the earth can say.
it's simple and easy to remember.
It never gets old and is always funny in nearly all contexts
Hey wat u doin?
your mum.
are u free on friday?
your mum is free on friday.
wat dya want 4 breakfast?
your mum
y r u so l8?
your mums l8.
y are u sayin 'your mum' all the time?
cos of your mum