Your mum

The person that I fucked in the ass so god damn hard

Your mum taste so good -1
Your not my friend -2

Your mum

An expression used by Daniel Howell. Often made to insult Phil Lester.

Phil: "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?"
Dan: "Your mum"

Your mum

It’s gay

Your mum gay

Your mum

A phrase commonly used by people with two gay fathers. It is often mistaken for an insult but is actually a cry for help from someone who is upset because their dad fucks their other dad.

Person 1:'I hate you because you have homosexual parents and I am strongly yet inexplicably against homosexuality'

Person 2:'your mum'

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Your Mum

* Slang for 'Your Mother', meaning the person who gave birth to you. Your biological mother.

* The ultimate end to an argument due to the difficulty to respond to it.

* Hey Neil, I really like your Mum!
Dude, you what? That really ain't cool!

* What the hell have you done to your hair?
Your Mum
.......(silence)

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Your Mum

as described above by almost everyone else.

You all missed the best use of 'Your Mum'

I use it on my kids.

DONT think about it for too long...Your head may explode

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Your mum

The best phrase/come back/retort/saying etc that anyone on the earth can say.
it's simple and easy to remember.
It never gets old and is always funny in nearly all contexts

Hey wat u doin?
your mum.

are u free on friday?
your mum is free on friday.

wat dya want 4 breakfast?
your mum

y r u so l8?
your mums l8.

y are u sayin 'your mum' all the time?
cos of your mum

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